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Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session
Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.
When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.
It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry
I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)
To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!