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This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk
Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!
When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
I gave him the old anime hot pocket.
Someone who does out of pocket hood rat shit but nobody knows
Yo, Chris is doin some pocket rat shit around the corner.
Someone who is in denial of their sexual preferences.
Your suck a pocket fagget Dave. Come out of the closet already
Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first
Hey dude want to play pocket python