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When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
To punch someone technologically.
“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”
The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina
After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!
An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).
Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic
2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
"Hey dude, i cant eat garlic anymore. Can you clove punch me, i need to get this sorted"