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To strike one in the head during intercourse.
Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.
When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.
The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*
Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!
Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
To take a massive hit of a blunt
“damn that’s half the blunt, you was PUNCHING THAT JOSH”
The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.
"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.
I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!