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The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session
Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.