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Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
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to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.
"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*
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it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.
person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*
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Every girl who makes eye contact with you, has to suck you dick
Bro 1: Ay bro i think that girl just made eye contact with you
Bro 2: Wow luckily its suck dick november bro
Girl *sucks bro 2’s dick*
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When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
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Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples
Boy: I hate you.
Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!
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