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suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 2, 2020

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.

Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

by Jade17996 July 26, 2008

21πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Suck my enormous heaven

to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.

"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*

by Mr. Kyle July 22, 2006

23πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Suck Dick November

Every girl who makes eye contact with you, has to suck you dick

Bro 1: Ay bro i think that girl just made eye contact with you
Bro 2: Wow luckily its suck dick november bro
Girl *sucks bro 2’s dick*

by Bro69420 October 2, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


suck my haemoglobin

it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.

person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*

by suckmyhaemoglobin January 20, 2014

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


PAPA U SUCK

papa sucks yes

what is papa
β€œSOMEONE WHO SUCKS”

oh.

PAPA U SUCK

by ahhahahaushahshua May 15, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples

Boy: I hate you.

Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!

by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž