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Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL! Z OR R TWICE
Me: I'll do it later...
Peppy: DO IT OR DIE!
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When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)
Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
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rock and roll was originated or created by black people but as it usual white people came and stole just like they will do to rap music or hip hop.
if u listen to rock and dont know its origins then ask bono, or some1 who knows wat am talkin abt.peace. or go to google and TYPE origin of rock and roll or is rock black music then come back to comment. pardon my english!
and if u wanna see similarities between rock n roll and rap check below
rock n roll. sex,drug,fastline,woman and money
rap. bang(sex)weed(drug) hoes and bitiches and the green(money)
rock n roll created or inveted by black people revolutionated by white people.
rock n roll.....
good example is wat we see now, eminem is in, so is bubba, vanilla ice, now paul wall. soon they will take over rap music just as they did to rock and roll and we gonna move to something different maybe pimpin some hard bitches or running under the water but the phony people always will take over whatever invetion we come out with.
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When in the act of having sex the male pulls out, ejaculates on to the females face then throws a hand full of sand at her face.
It was so awesome, last night I gave my now ex-girlfriend a persian cinnamon roll.
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Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it
A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.
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When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.
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