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When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.
While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!
The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.
Those annoying drivers that we seem to get behind every morning on our way to work that are going 5 mph slower then the speed limit.
Tourists that are site seeing and causing traffic backups because they are going 5 under the speed limit.
Sorry I'm late boss. I got behind two 5 unders on my way in this morning.
When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
One of the most popular and recognised guitar progressions in metalcore history.
Person 1: dude! Check it, I just came up with a new riff.
Person 2: sick dude, play it for me!
Person 1: *plays 5-7-8*
Person 2: that’s sick
The Sin of Foolery
The Sin of Death
The Sin of Chaos
The Sin of Love
The Sin of Crime