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The music producer an the R of the popular band AJR, he is also the muscle of the band and had the strongest glow up.
"Ryan Met really had the most impressive glow up of AJR."
Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."
A person of great wonders, but is also evil, and uses boys for their bodies. Ryan Stayman, who also makes Soundcloud level music to pursue his passion for self expression along with his passion for doing high level schedule 1 drugs such as heroin. Also He has a one hit wonder mid level song called pine green eyes.
" Ryan Stayman loves being passionate about using drugs to help him concentrate on his evil side"
ryan briggs looks sweet and innocent but he’s a evil fucking demon
don’t get on the wrong side of briggsy or he’ll run round trying to knife you because he thinks it gives him clout
ryan is good at truffle shuffling
person: hi ryan
ryan briggs: fuck off cunt
A Ryan Thomas is a man who can do basically anything and be good at it. Ryan Thomas' can be extremely gentle and kind but also firm and vocal when they need to be.
"Hey this guy can sing and rap? What a Ryan Thomas"
The Longest Tenured Edmonton Oiler (as of right now). Has had solid production despite the carousel of coaches that have gone through Edmonton. He is a fan favorite of many Edmonton faithful.
An Absolute Legend. NUUUUUUUUUGE
Oilers Fan #1: Did you see how Ryan Nugent-Hopkins did last night?
Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks