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Quando tentas dar Rizz em alguem nascido em 2009 ou superior
Bro o tiago acabou de mandar o melhor Ninja rizz na irma do afonso !!!
Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!
They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder
When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that
"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"