Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

Slutty Shepheards Pie

To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

pie sting

When someone throws a hot pie at you and it stings

When you're driving and slam on the breaks and you throw a pie in face and it stings. Oh shit she gorgeous pie sting

Megamunch Pie

Megamunch Pie is a form of chocolate-butterscotch pie with crumbled cookie crust (your choice of cookie and can be any combination of cookies) and any mix of candies and munchie food you want mixed into the filling, covered by a flaky biscuit crust with a small caramel drizzle.

A: "Hey bro, you gonna order a pizza or something?"
B: "Nah, man, I got some megamunch pie in the fridge."

No but Pie

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!