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time traveling

The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.

I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!

by Tim the Time Traveler February 10, 2005

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big time

Totally awesome

ex: Their new CD, man, it's bigtime.

Class is cancelled? Bigtime!

by Krap April 24, 2003

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Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

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time paradox

Something you shout when somebody explains something really complicated and don't understand a word they're saying.

Bob: blah blah blah chicken blah blah....so thats how the economy works!

Jimmy: WOAH! TIME PARADOX!

by kavy94 February 16, 2009

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a stitch in time

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

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time nazi

a person who CLEARLY has a watch but says they dont have one or dont know the time, also a person who refuses to tell time or never knows the time

me and nick here are time nazis

by smellingblood May 4, 2005

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T Time

To participate in the act of masturbation with:
your left hand,
then your right hand,
then your both hands,
then no hands,
thats T Time

Dude thats sick, stop T Timing under the desk.

Hey Connor, stop with the T Time.

by Richie_boi November 11, 2007

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