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Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.
I feel bad for the Chris out there
A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.
Chris is a Badass rebel that only gives respect to people that deserve it
A guy Aysha wants to date so bad but he doesn’t really like her like that so he’s a lame.
ayo you heard of chris?
yeah foo he’s a walking L.