welfare cheese

MULTI COLORED 5 POUND FOIL WRAPPED ODDS AND ENDS SQUARE LOAF OF HEAVEN. BEST GRILLED CHEESE EVER!

There is no better grilled cheese sandwich than one made with welfare cheese. If you were never poor and don't know what I'm talking about, so sorry for your affluence, for it has deprived you of one of life's most affordable and decadent indulgences!

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Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

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Cheese Grilled

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was In Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

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cheese and onion

Cheese and onion;adjective- a collequial Australian term used to describe an object, person or thing that is average, mediocre or so so.

Example 1: The movie "Bend it like Beckham" is onion and cheese.

Example 2: Daniel Moroko's shoes are very cheese and onion

Conversation: Josh: hey guys, what do you think of this shirt I'm wearing ?
James: I don't know, it's pretty cheese and onion

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Zito's cheese

(n.) 1. Something that is so unwanted to the extent of creating hostilities, esp. in the foodservice industry.

2. A cheese-like substance placed on extremely low quality Italian sandwiches to dupe customers into paying premium prices, sometimes mistaken for gristle.

This sandwich tastes like shit! What's in it, Zito's cheese?!?

That jerk's about as liked as Zito's cheese.

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sudanese cheese

A sexual move in which a woman places around 3 teaspoons of shredded cheese ( preferably Gorgonzola) in her vagina, and then gets penetrated by her male partner.

Male 1: Hey man, did you give her the Cleveland Steamer last night?
Male 2: Nah, we went for the Sudanese Cheese and were not dissapointed.

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Cheese Graters

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

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