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The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
1👍 3👎
Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours
Everybody better leave before I have a phase 5 meltdown
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25(357)42433,,5?''334317.34255 means
Hi Zehra (die beste forever) text m,e back and ask ,,kaktus?'' and you will get a picture. Ich weiß du hasst mathe.
the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.
I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!
five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.