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April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021


April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021


April 26th

April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.

Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!

“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”

by swishergirl April 28, 2024


April peops

These are people who are very conceited and lie all the time. They are not loyal

Ugh she is an April peopS

by TruthfulWordsAndPhrases October 19, 2019


April 20th

Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?

April 20th is the best date ever

by Sam charles April 13, 2019


april 20th

april 20th is national short people day. this is the day where short people qualify has tall, and their tall friends cannot make fun of them for a day.

hey man, i’m has tall as you!”

what do you mean?”

“it’s april 20th!”

by idkdontask April 21, 2021


April 20th

The best day of the year

Are you smoking on April 20th

by kayswan659 October 10, 2019