Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
The day a awesome dude was born.
Its April 26th: boy 1
It should be a national holiday: boy 2
April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.
Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!
“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”
These are people who are very conceited and lie all the time. They are not loyal
Ugh she is an April peopS
Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?
April 20th is the best date ever
april 20th is national short people day. this is the day where short people qualify has tall, and their tall friends cannot make fun of them for a day.
“hey man, i’m has tall as you!”
“what do you mean?”
“it’s april 20th!”