bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.

“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

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lima bean six

a sexual position in which you slightly resemble the number 6 or a lima bean. also an enigma observed in the shoulder lean by young dro ft T.I.

1)yo nigga, i was lima bean six'n that bitch real hard

2)i lean and get lit, lima bean six

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Chill your beans

This phrase is used to inform a person that they are too excited or animated about something.

Emily: I am so amped for this weekend's party!! This is all that I have been looking forward to the entire month!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

Nick: Chill your beans.

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beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”

Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.

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Green Bean Attack

1. A kickass grindcore/metal band started in 2004, that has hundreds of unreleased songs, but no full length albums yet.

2. An attack of giant green beans on a town/city.

1. "Have you heard Christ Hates Queers on Green Bean Attack's myspace? that song is fucking insane!"

2. "Holy shit there are giant green beans attacking New York!"

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