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Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.
Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?
Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile
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A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.
Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...
Example Two:
Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!
Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?
DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.
SP: Exactly.
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6, June 1944 not 1943 or 1994 you retards read a fuckin book for once D-Day was an important turning point in the war and it was not to save France from the fuckin Commies it was to free a peoples from a tyrant.
D-Day os on 6, June 1944 consisting of a larga force of Americans, British, and Canadians, and have respect for the men who died cause of the Krauts
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Today every non-furry has to become A Furry for one single day. And the furries are non-furries only for this day.
Celebrated on 29th November.
Why is everyone a furry? Oh wait, it's Be A Furry Day.
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One of the best bands around, mostly due to the fact that they don't care whether people like them or not. They weren't noticed until their album 'American Idiot' came out, and then a bunch of little teeny boppers started to make them popular. Due to all of the preppy little 13 year old kids, Green Day has lost a lot of what made them cool.
Me: What do you think of Green Day?
Prep: I think Holiday and Boulevard of Broken dreams are great!
Me: What about Dookie?
Prep: Wtf is dookie?
Me: Asshole..
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June 13
The day to celebrate roommates all over the world. Same as mother's day, but roommates day.
Spike gave John a nail clipper for Roommate's Day.
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shitty-ass band that exhibits terrible musicianship that needs to leave the country if they hate it so damn much
Middle schoolers idolize Green Day and black eyeliner because they don't know any real music.
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