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"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"
A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication
David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going
someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
Me: “OMG, Phoenix Ridley is the cutest person alive!”
L, my wife
L is the cutest person to ever be alive.
They are so cute and adorable :))
A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.
“Your not even my real cousin”
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“At least I act like a real person”