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Mary is a total tool. An absolute womble. Everyone hates her for being a massive man hater and a massive c word.
Do you know Mary lowe ? Absolute cock jockey
another one of the best people ever definitely a huge celebrity and they are my idol, literally STUNNING
mari<3 is beautiful! they are my idol!
december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.
Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.
mary reid is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. she loves mountains and everything to do with the outdoors. she loves animals and reading and has a passion for the history of the world. she is beautiful and will always do what's necessary to help a friend.
"Mary Reid is literally the best, I don't know how I survived without her for so long!"
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,
Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart
The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.