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Upper Moreland Middle School

A school with many problems. It is very old and pretty much poor, with old lockers and classrooms, paint chipping off the bricks and the canvas falling off the walls. Most students there are sluts, drug/alcohol abusers, and flat or fatass bitches who think they are hot. Most of these students with the help of their teachers will grow up to be prostitutes, teen moms, drug addicts, alcoholics, and in some cases, perverts. Some how this is a blue ribbon school. Also see: Upper Drugland Middle School, Upper Whoreland Middle School

Liv: hey.
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....

by Salise Albstock June 17, 2009


Bel Air Middle School

This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.

Bel Air Middle School is a school located in the somewhat decent town of Bel Air, Maryland

by ICantThinkOfAGoodHandle September 18, 2019


Carl Sandburg Middle School

A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.

1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....

by the69scrubs March 14, 2012


Upside Down Middle Finger

If someone gives you a upside middle finger it means they want to fuck

Hey Rebecca! *Upside Down Middle Finger*

by SSSTTTDDDSSS March 07, 2020


george washington middle school

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.

Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy

by skskskskssk89 April 20, 2019


log college middle school

A school full of bitches and sluts. 6th graders vape and 8th graded smoke weed. Many druggies are at this school.
There are lots of douchebags to

Log college middle school is a terrible place

by Udyddh January 10, 2018


bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007