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Ninja

A brain dead ugly red bull drinking gay man

β€œThe fuck you said to me you little shit”
Tyler (Ninja) Blevins 2017

by Are you winning son October 5, 2020


Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 24, 2010


Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

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Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022


ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game β€œrock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

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by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019


arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 7, 2017


round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.

He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.

by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011