A brain dead ugly red bull drinking gay man
βThe fuck you said to me you little shitβ
Tyler (Ninja) Blevins 2017
The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs
Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?
I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.
Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
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A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
A variation of the common childhood game βrock, paper, scissorsβ. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.
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When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.
He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.