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Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

36πŸ‘ 562πŸ‘Ž


Lanky String of Piss

An overly tall and skinny man

Did you see yer man Tubridy, isn't he a lanky string of piss!

by timothy bystander April 14, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


piss pull the trigger

1. Piss pulling the trigger occurs when drinking more than physically possible, competively or otherwise, and u get the feeling that u need to pull the trigger and piss at the same time, thus piss pulling the trigger.
2. Wasting the day away.

"I piss pulled the trigger all day today." "Hey guys, i'm gonna go piss pull the trigger. Be righ back." "Oh my goodness, I feel much better after piss pulling the trigger."

by Binch Merkin April 8, 2004

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Pissy piss kink

Give me your piss

I hate public bathrooms
Anyway PISSY PISS KINK GIVE ME YOUR PISS

by Pissy piss kink March 15, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pissing my leg

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.

-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!

by françois adélaïde January 15, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Youtube Pissing Contest

Not to be confused with Youtube War

A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.

Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.

by Tnadz October 20, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


piss pull the trigger

the act of forcing yourself to spew, and pissing, simultaneously. this is usually done after defeating an ultimate pussy bitch in a beer chugging contest the night before going to cape cod.

wickert piss pulled the trigger after he chugged 8 beers in 20 minutes.

by wickerts a binch April 13, 2004

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž