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The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh
Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.
Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted
Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.
Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"
when you stick it in another mans ass and kill him while recording
damn that ass phat. id love to make some homosexual sussy porn with you