The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.
Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.
Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
10 mins later:
Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn
Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities
Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!
When a price of shit pulls a rule 34 about skibidi toilet
Oh bro Jeff is weird for watching skibidi porn