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Double retard

One who calls another a retard in the course of saying something retarded, revealing themself to be at least twice as retarded as the one being called a retard.

"Don't put the fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward April 5, 2024


Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 25, 2021


Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018


retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER January 6, 2016


retard bo betard

Someone who is very loud and annoying. Also, they are mentally challenged.

Yo! Shut the fuck up retard bo betard!

by Idiot Fuck Tard January 29, 2018


donny retardation

Donny retardation is doing something without fully thinking it through and something going complete wrong or frowned upon by society. Shortened down to pulling a Donny!

Holy smokes, Tim really pulled a Donny Retardation”. Shortened version: “ Tim really pulled a Donny today.

by Goat meal November 23, 2021


Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop April 25, 2016