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After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session
Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.
Person 1: can you ride a bike with me
Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation
Person 1: oh f-
Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually
A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
A restroom at a Disney theme park.
Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?