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A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two women engaging Tribbing/Scissoring with one woman placed knees to chest legs spread while the other woman is on top compressing her vagina to other vagina as a third party (usually a man) is behind them performing both Cunnilingus and Analingus on both women as they are thrusting into each other. The women’s buttocks represent the breading of the sandwich as their vaginal lips represent the meat of the sandwich as the other party engages in the oral sex.
Derrick: You got doubled teamed last night?
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.
That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing
Australian slang for a hearty joint designed to fill you up.
Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.
I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!
A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”