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The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging
During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.
"Airman Turd got his Big Chicken Sandwich yeasterday."
That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing
This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!