so attention seeking for what

a "sentence" used by motherf*cking popular girls that disgust you

"MAN PUT YOUR TROUSERS DOWN, SO ATTENTION SEEKING FOR WHAT" said the popular girl

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

Pass you so hard

When you pass a slow-ass driver on a 2-lane road and leave them in the dust

As I sped by the slow driver I yelled, “I pass you so hard!”

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

That's so Ben Fuchs

You say that after anything that is silly or goofy.

He just cannonballed in the pool. That's so Ben Fuchs.

Soed

Someone who knows nothing or little about something.

“How did you not know where to put the blankets, soed”

your so paid

I don’t know someone tell me what this means coming from a peer or friend or anyone

Your so paid