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alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
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the girl masturbates, guy does the same standing over her - all the while planning to unload on her face.
we were messing around in my room, i asked her is if she's ever been to kansas city. she then asked me what the hell kansas city has to do with uncorking on her grill - i'm not sure.
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alcoholic beverage hailing from Seattle, WA that contains pineapple juice, sweet and sour mix, rum, amaretto, chambord and club soda.
Shelly knows how to make a dope Rain City Punch.
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Countdown City is neither Orlando, or San Antonio. Orlando's area code (Orange County) is 407 and San Antonio has no historical relevance to be called "Countdown City"...
Area code 321 is the area code serving Brevard County, Florida. The area code has been in use since November 1, 1999; it was assigned to Florida (instead of suburban Chicago) after a successful petition led by local resident Robert Osband to commemorate the Space Coast's impact (NASA/Kennedy Space Center) on Brevard County, thus coining the term "Countdown City". Although the real Countdown "City" is technically Cape Canaveral, the entire county claims the term as it's own.
You will find a lot of rocket scientists living in Countdown City.
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A large city in which its inhabitants are proud to be from but there are only three good things there the Yankees, the pizza, and the Giants. other than that its a dirty and unsanitary city. i would never want to live in New York even if they paid me.
Guy: Did you hear about New york City?
Dude:What?
Guy: It sucks
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n. An unfortunate condition in which the victim becomes involved with the most attractive, available male/female in a small community just because they are the most attractive, available male/female in said community.
"I sure am glad I moved away before I caught the Sioux City Syndrome!"
"Look at poor Sally, she caught the Sioux City Syndrome and got knocked up by that mildly attractive meth dealer."
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