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The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"
"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"
A special species of human that goes to get the milk
whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk
people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.
dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO
The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.
Good morning Dad
Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now
where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk
A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.