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A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.
Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.
A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.
Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.
A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.
Filipino. Also "Stir Fry Mexican"
Filipinos are Sweet and Sour Mexicans.
Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.
A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival
It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now