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mouth labes

In short, a person's lips. Used specifically for someone with saggy, overly moist lips.

Effing that whore's mouth labes was almost ike sex with Oprah.

by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009


Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022


Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 13, 2019


Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020


Cunt mouth

Someone who has a very visible lisp/ shows more tongue than needed to produce a sound.

Did you see that cunt mouth reporter on tv, why does Barbara constantly have her tongue visible when talking, proper cunt mouth she is.

by Bumps72 April 2, 2024


pizza mouth

Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.

I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.

by Infinitecypher July 8, 2018


mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh January 18, 2016