Pantful

Mattie Westbrouck said she was pantful once. The opposite of pantless. To be wearing pants.

I am very pantful today.

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

chinky pants

A totally epic sauce name for a pokemon

I named them chinky pants

fruity in the pants

Gay. Peter puffer. Fudge packer

I think J.T. Might be a little fruity in the pants

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries

Did he pulling a saggy pants?

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.

“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”