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The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.

Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."

by jm6695 December 25, 2013


Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 26, 2022


Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024


D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

by Literallynoideadude September 23, 2023


Ride out

a gathering of gimps

oh look its the ride out flops, what a bunch of gay gimps

by hddjejejdjjdjf February 3, 2021


Ride Out

Ride out is a way to ask your friends if they wanna go to church.

AK: I’m finna “ride out” for mandem yall coming?

MG: Bet lemme put my black forces on.

by ABUHABUHABUHABUH January 13, 2023


Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 15, 2011