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A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off
Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:
S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats
The cutest, sweetest, most taleneted person you know. He is kind of a nerd, but it really works for him. He plays at least one instrument, and takes at least one advanced class. He’s a religious boy and he goes to church every Sunday. All the girls love him, even if they don’t want to admit it because he is just so great. Sam might come off as a little obnoxious when you first meet him, but he is really just a confident dude. Hes flirty to a LOT of girls and it drives them crazy, just pick ONE Sam! If you get a Sam, don’t let him go, because you’ll never meet anyone better.
Person 1: Man, Sam is the most perfect guy I know!
Person 2: Which one?
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Hard working, management material. However won’t ever let you have a day off sick, will make you say cringey things and has magic spunk.