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an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!
Person 2: You universal Smear.
Christopher Bangchan, quite literally the best man in the universe!!
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Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe
Not an actual school per se, it's:
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.
Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?
Universal Payment as always.
Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”
Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there
I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?
I go to Fordham University Rose hill
So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.