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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022


Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.

“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”

by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024


Beat Up D4C Day

The 28th of November it's Beat Up D4C Day, it requires to beat up a person with the name 'D4C'

Dude: "yo dude it's Beat Up D4C Day! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
D4C: "FUCK NO N O N O"

by OMGLECKSOIE November 26, 2021


brezzy beats

An artist that will never make it , names go on as aturo , Malachi , Davy , and bb

Trash music and or beats (brezzy beats)

by brezzy beats October 31, 2017


beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce April 30, 2012


Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022


National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 30, 2022