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when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history
- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth
Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!
when a ninja freeze on the facetime
Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
Plainrock124 was caught by the Nintendo Ninjas.
Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.
Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."
When you throw a fart into a persons face.
She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.