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James Grady Short

one that is roasted daily about his/her hairline and one who is a fagot

Damn look at that James Grady Short over there, I feel bad for him.

by j4jake March 28, 2017

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F@T James

A F@T James is a alcoholic beverage consisting of Wkd blue, Smirnoff ice, and classy west coast cooler Rose in the Perfect concoction by either "the" Conor Macken or his main man Jonesy.
This desired cocktail is dates back to "early on in the Night" where the Inventor (James) wanted a more modern take and up class the "Fat Frog".

This drink is normally ordered in four pint glasses, and drank two at a time.

Let's get a batch of F@T James's

by I have no idea what I'm doing February 24, 2015

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James Eagan Holmes

The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.

If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.

James Eagan Holmes killed twelve people and wounded seventy others. He deserves no mercy.

by Johan The Destroyer August 1, 2012

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James Earl Cash

An awesome song by thrash band Flashheads.

Human 1: (Playing air guitar.)
Human 2: What the hell are you doing?
Human 1: Playing the sick guitar solo from James Earl Cash.
Human 2: JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH IS A FUCKIN' WRECK! (Mimes playing a drum solo)

by Aaron Georke August 10, 2007

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LeBron James

1. Noun - The world's best basketball player in the eyes of Suraj. A guy that can carry an entire team without having to pass the ball to anyone.

2. Adj - To be the best possible, best looking, best everything.

3. Noun - Secret code for liking black men give it to you in the butt.

*The word LeBron James can be substituted for the number 23, because he is the only person to have ever used it, better yet, he created the number. Alongside being an amazing baller, he is also a world class mathematician.

1. Guy 1: Did you see LeBron last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he did ok.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you talking about, I was jerking it to his gameplay.
Guy 2: He wasn't even the best player last night.
Guy 1: Wait!? There are other players on the Cavs?

2. Guy 1: That guy is so LeBron James.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is pretty amazing.

3. Guy 1: I love 23.
Guy 2: Um, I don't think i can be around you anymore.
Guy 1: What? It's not like I want your man pole.

by king of forest September 13, 2009

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LeBron James

Lebron James is the 2nd greatest active player in the NBA today2010. He has and always will be a great player and my favorite. Most of the time he gets compared to Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan. But he shouldn't because Michael Jordan is the Greatest player EVER!PAST Kobe Bryant is the Greatest Player right NOW.PRESENT And LeBron James will have his time to be the Greatest player.FUTURE So i would just wish everyone to stop comparing the three because its NO comparison needed. Kobe and Lebron are two different players, they make totally different decisions when it comes to playing basketball. But Michael Jordan is odviously Both of them mixed together and More. If you are a fan of basketball you wouldnt compare them because you know the difference between the three. So my last statement is that Please stop hating on these basketball players it doesn't help your life to hate. Please dont Compare these players there all different. Plus im a Michael and Lebron Fan. But i dont hate on Kobe because iKnow he's great but i Live on the East coast so i have to stay with my east cost teams. Meaning the Cavaliers, Knicks etc. Hope Everyone understands my point of view.

Lebron James, Kobe Bryant & ofcourse Michael Jordan are all the Greatest Basketball Playerss.

by LebronandMichaelFanKeyana June 8, 2010

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James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.

James Maynard Keenan is a genius

by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009

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