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To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.
He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!
The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.
“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”
Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
when you’re just guessing or assuming
*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.
That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!
When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal
Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?