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Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.
Z posted on FASB "idk… I’m just looking for a chill ride… nothing crazy lol"
when she riding that cock so hard it turn the whole thing purple and he starts cumming out his ear
calvin: last night i got a nice maunster riding by brittany!!
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES
When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner
If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?