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To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.
Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
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Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!
im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"
An 8 year old who's had sex before
Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"
Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.
Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
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An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day
I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
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a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
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An anagram and phrase of the name "Donald Trump" which can be used to refer to decrepit men in authority figures, especially crooked politicians. The "N'" usually begins a sentence as it is a substitute for the word "and".
N' dat old rump, George Bush, totally did 9/11 and abused his power to cover up his crimes.
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