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When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
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(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.
I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.
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boner revolting is a ugly girl, or any thing that is gay like 2 guys kissing or hugging.
guy 1. Man you see that girl>>
guy 2. yeah she is boner revolting.
guy 1. hey hey that is my girl.
guy 2. my bad man, just saying it like it is!
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To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.
Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
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When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.
Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.
Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"
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Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.
I got a flat but its okay because after I changed my tire I was rewarded with a car owner boner
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When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.
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