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Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.
“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”
Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
Hym "I was right. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan... Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can..."
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME
person 1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW AND SHE WAS LIKE–
person 2: uh Can I say something?
person 1: "Hey Cherry"–
perosn 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN. Cherry wasn't the one who said that
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A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.
"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"
When you're at the show and need to throw away your trash but you walk all the way over to the bin to find out it is for "Cans Only".
Check out that guy doing the walk of shame with all this trash; He just got Cans-Only'd!
a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed
Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."