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When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.
Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
Too spin the rear tires in a stationary position, after all burnout litterly stands for burning out your engine and transmission in short
Yo let’s go do a burnout in a car bro
Hell yeah I’m down
Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”
My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!
A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon
Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks
When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.
I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.