bros before hos

a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.

Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later

And friend 2 never calls back

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Your bro a hoe

The ultimate come back better even than your sister a mister and everything else. When is is used it is even immune to no u. After use some catastrophic even always come usually resulting in extinction of multiple species.

John: your mom gay
Peter: your dad lesbian
John: no u
Peter: really, your granny tranny
John: your gramp a tramp
Peter: don’t make me do it

John: you don’t have shit
Peter: your sister a mister
John: pussy shit
Peter: what do you have
John: don’t make me do it
Peter: DO IT PUSSY
John: your bro a hoe
*peters eyes roll back and his nose starts bleeding; he falls to his knees and explodes*
*the moon crashes into the ocean*

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Step bro day

Your step bro becomes your boyfriend for a day

Step brooooo what are you doingggggg

Step bro day

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its everyday bro

A term used by Jake Paul to describe how he clogs everyday

Guy 1:should I do this everyday?
Guy 2: yea its everyday bro

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Fully Sick Bro

The favourite term of all Lebs and Leb-wannabes. Usually followed by sounds that closely resemble that of a coffee grinder. Most of the time is said in an aggressive manner whether it is intended to be so or not. Although not quite known, its meaning is said to be similar to when a male gorilla beats his chest. Therefore it can be used as both a form of acknowledgement and a warning.

"Lets go to Bankstown!"

"Fully Sick Bro!"

"Hey Habib, ur a stupid fuck!"

"Fully Sick Bro!"

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it was just a prank bro

Used by fucktards who don't know when to stop and do the dumbest stuff to people and claim it was for the camera

I was walking down the street then I was stabbed, the guy who did it told the police it was just a prank bro.

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Bros before MMOs

A phrase to remind long time close friends that friends come before MMO's (Massively multiplayer online games). The phrase is commonly used amongst gamers who have friends who may choose to play an MMO game rather than hang with their friends.

Friend 1 - Sunday is MW2 day this week?
Friend 2 - Yeah should be
Friend 3 - Sounds good to me
Friend 4 - If evening, then yeah
Friend 1 - It'll be around 4 or 5
Friend 4 - You said 6:30! I got 5v5 at 3:30
Friend 2 - Bros before MMOs dude
Friend 1 - No you said 6:30 later, check the time between updates, 6:30 now
Friend 4 - Checking Xfire times, 45 minutes ago you said Hoe1 was around at 4/5. It wasn't until 15 minutes later when that changed. So the time you posted must have been wrong
Friend 1 - Yamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyam
Friend 4 - I say, Dr Watson
Friend 2 - Bro's before Hoe's
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