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Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017


Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023


Boned

To be stoned to the bone

Omg I am boned. You know stoned to the bone?

by Jackdddy January 11, 2021


boned

to get rammed in the anus or pussy by your significant other

you're about to get boned... Michael boned his girl last night

by GetBonedBrotherJoaqin December 5, 2019


minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

by mike March 15, 2005


bone clapper

The process of smacking someone's ass and feeling nothing but bone.

Hey man, just smacked her ass and it was just bone, guess I'm a bone clapper.

by PyroCoconut June 24, 2019


Chewing Bone

When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.

"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."

by RandomSquid16 May 11, 2023