CAR Main

the scum of the earth. car mains chug 3 gallons of g-fuel before getting on titanfall 2 and doing all they can to get top of the leaderboard. if they don't get more than 300 points in attrition, they'll have an aneurysm and pass out

Person 1: Dude I just had a CAR Main in my lobby
Person 2:I feel so sorry for you

Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long

Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners

Dutch car

Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.

Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.

80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan

Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds

Jap Car

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.

Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.

Mr Cars

has autisam/dislixea and cant spel or do job for shit

mr cars do your job

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

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