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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 8, 2011


Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security

Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by Death Menace April 22, 2023


Tallahasse Night Stick

Take your erect dick and slap the girl across the face with it repeatedly

Joe Tallahasse Night Sticked Nicole

by Iceman5435 January 8, 2017


Night Night

A term usually used by an extremely drunk alcoholic on the verge of falling over to tell somebody else trying to chug a drink that they're a bitch and can't hang.

1. Chug, chug, chug.... are you done.... ugh you fucking suck.... night night...

by The LiquorSwines December 17, 2021


Bad Night

Bad Night DEFINITON - What all the cool kids say nowadays no kizzy. Instead of goodmorning or goodnight you would say "Bad Night". This also means you have a cock aswell as a pussy.

Bad night cro sleep tight.

by Only Spit Facts June 1, 2021


Bad Night

Bad Night DEFINITION - What all the cool kids say nowadays no kizzy. Instead of saying goodmorning or goodnight you would say "bad night". This also means you have a cock and a pussy.

Bad night cro sleep well.

by Only Spit Facts June 1, 2021


Bad night

It's mean bad night let's say you lost a argument you can say I hope you have a bn-bad night

Fuck you man I hope you have a bn-bad night

by Aj-haji December 25, 2023